On The Plate Today: Ecclesiastes 10:1-3 (NIV). This is what the scripture says, so don't blame me:

"As dead flies give perfume a bad smell, so a little folly outweighs wisdom and honor.

The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Even as he walks along the road, the fool lacks sense and shows everyone how stupid he is."